no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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