I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I have demons in me.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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