Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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