Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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