just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I want to have your abortion
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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