Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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