i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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