doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
third nipple confirmed
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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