just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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