It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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