She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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