Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
