question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
