My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
