Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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