i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
