A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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