I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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