my sisters under your porch take her home
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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