It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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