4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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