I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Randomize