Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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