do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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