Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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