I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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