I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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