im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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