problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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