SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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