have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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