No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
hell yes lets make some ravioli
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Randomize
