Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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