ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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