Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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