it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
