Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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