when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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