I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
