if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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