Buhtt sex?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
not ubering you a puppy
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
