I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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