I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
In America we eat man semen.
We got so high we made milksteak
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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