i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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