i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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