Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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