Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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