Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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