You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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