i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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