There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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