Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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