big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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