ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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